Satan Finally Finds 4th For Poker Game: Jerry Falwell Dead at Age 73

15 May 2007 | lecollye

Jerry Falwell

Some of Jerry’s finer moments:

I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this happen.” -Falwell blaming civil libertarians for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001.

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions”

AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

“Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America”

“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda”

[homosexuals are] brute beasts…part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.”
Not that you’ll be there to celebrate with them, Jerry.

—UPDATE—

Christopher Hitchens on Falwell’s death:

“The empty life of this ugly little charlatan proves only one thing, that you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and to truth in this country if you will just get yourself called reverend. Who would, even at your network, have invited on such a little toad to tell us that the attacks of September the 11th were the result of our sinfulness and were God’s punishment if they hadn’t got some kind of clerical qualification? People like that should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign and selling pencils from a cup. The whole consideration of this horrible little person is offensive to very, very many of us who have some regard for truth and for morality, and who think that ethics do not require that lies be told to children by evil old men…”

Here’s a link to old Hitch talking about Falwell on Fox and making Hannity look like chump.

3 Responses to “Satan Finally Finds 4th For Poker Game: Jerry Falwell Dead at Age 73”

  1. lecollye Says:

    Bob Dole For President '08 Says:

    My momma always told me to only say good when someone dies.

    Jerry Falwall died.
    Good.

  2. Carrie Says:

    evil is at its most potent when it masquerades as good

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